
That mother is a right old lazy old toad, can't believe she's not documenting my daily doings! Anyway, since we last met, I've learned to walk and am uttering some sounds not dissimilar to Mama and Dada and - this is a Web exclusive - Baba! I'm a cheeky monkey and take great pleasure in being where I shouldn't (on the stairs), doing what I mustn't (shoving my hand down the toilet bowl) and eating what others couldn't (my own PK) - then when I'm caught red-handed (or, er, brown-handed) I giggle uncontrollably and even sometimes clap. Rob Unreconstructed, as my Uncle Ehs once said...